The New MacBook Air

Yesterday, I received an email from Apple about the new MacBook Air.

Dear Kalaya,

We are happy to announce our new MacBook Air, resized for your convenience in 11 or 13 inches. We know you can't afford either, or own a regular sized MacBook Air, but we thought you might want to feel inferior to our multibillion dollar corporation.

We realize that the starting price of $1049 might be too much for your broke student wallet, but we wanted to give you an incentive to reach for the stars. And even if you don't make it to Proxima Centauri, you may one day land on the moon buy a regular MacBook.

We sincerely hope one day you'll become part of our high-class patronage.

Your beloved frenemy,

Apple

Thanks Apple! I hope to one day be a part of your elite patronage as well. <3 (Jokes aside, if any one wants to get me a MacBook Air, just leave a comment below. :D Please... ;_;)

Macs and Apps

Macs are gonna be getting Apps. In the Mac OX S Lion preview, Apple revealed the Mac App Store, an application like the one people can get on their iPhones/iPods/iPads. Apple expects that the App Store will be released in 90 days for all Mac users.

This is insanely great news and one more thing Apple has made me salvate and beg on my knees for. (Maybe when Lion comes out in the summer I'll get one... and when I win the lotto.)

More info @ 1UP

Apple needs to stop messing with my MIND

Recently, I received an email for the new iPod touch, for the exclusive reason to make me jealous and wish that the lottery association people loved me.

Apple sends me these emails to taunt me.

Looking at the email and then at the Apple website, a small weeping sensation takes over me. The new iPod touch comes with FaceTime, Retina display, HD video recording, and Game Center. It's like an iPhone, but with no expensive plan and more room for your tunes. I think I just rediscovered love -- again.

I must admit, all the new features might not be pivotal to my existence. But when Apple tells me that I need Retina display on my iPod so I can have a higher pixel density, I can do nothing but be a slave to their whims and believe my overlords.

So if you haven't cried in a while and feel the beginnings of a burning sensation in your eyes, check out the Apple website and don't be ashamed when you start weeping like a baby.