Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Mint Lip Gloss - Short Story - Creative Writing

I wrote this in Creative Writing when we had to bring in an object and write about it. My object was mint lip gloss.
Mint Lip Gloss

Mint burns her lips and makes them swell. She breathes in the mint lip gloss, her nostrils hot and stinging. Her boyfriend looks at her and smiles; seemingly unaware of how much his gift makes her hurt.

She glares at him, pursing her lips as they tingle. She calls him an ass and flings the lip gloss at him, her boyfriend blinking and giving her one of his strange looks (that also makes him seem superior at the same time).

He tries to coddle her. Call her honey-pie and wrap his thick, big, suffocating arms around her. She reacts by pushing through his arms, throwing all her body weight into her escape. Free, she takes two large steps and spins around. Her voice comes out wavering, maybe with a touch of hysteria, but she doesn't admit it to herself at the time. She yells at him and says he doesn't truly care, and if he did care, as he obviously doesn't, he'd know mint lip gloss was the bane of her lips existence. That when she applies mint lip gloss, her lips feel swollen and enter levels of volcanic heat.

Of course, he replies, “baby don't say that.” And those words follow various pleas and some more self indulgence on his part about how he's a foolish man, but really loves her, and she needs to forgive him for his faults. Which of course is all bullshit.

She shouts at him, bringing up various mistakes in the past until he starts to freeze, his face changing from a smile into a thin frown. He turns to walk away, done with her accusations, done with pleading for forgiveness over something so trivial and woman-like. She throws the mint lip gloss at his back and his body tenses. He reaches down and grabs the mint lip gloss and tucks it away in his jean pocket.

“Whatever,” he says. “I tried.”

She hears the door close and his footstep crunch down the gravel path. She stands stunned for a moment, her lips soft, the burning sensation leaving. The taste of mint on her lips.

Monday, November 22, 2010

Rune Factory 3 Review

After my last blog post where I ranted about the UPS guy being slow, the guy turned up at 7 p.m. and handed Rune Factory 3 to me. (This magical event even happened during a blizzard. You are an inspiration UPS guy. Your dedication is outstanding.)

After playing RF3 for a few days, I can summarize this farming RPG hybrid in two words: brilliant gaming.

  
Story: A boy named Micah (or whatever you want to name your hero) wakes up in a foreign land suffering from everyone’s' favourite plot device: amnesia. Stranded in nowheresville, Micah gets found by a maiden named Shara and is given a tree house home to live in, because this is obviously not our government run Earth. (I wish I would wake up in a foreign land and they would give me a house to live in. No The Twelve Kingdoms for me.) After being given his sweet pad, Micah is forced to fight off monsters in his garden so he can be given a weapon that will be vital in discovering the world of RF3. From there on he is tasked to meet the townspeople and go on adventures that will amaze and unfurl shocking secrets.

The Game: Having played Rune Factory 1, Rune Factory 2, and Rune Factory Frontier, I can honestly say that this game trumps them all. (Although I loved RFF as it is a console game, RF3 has much more to do in it and doesn't have the annoying load times). There is so much going on in RF3 all the time and everything flows together, always pushing the plot further.

Festivals in RF3 are very interactive and in this game, people don't stop going on with their daily lives. In festivals, life continues normally except for the few hours (in game time) it takes to do the festival. The festivals are new and interesting; in one you can even beat up a giant wooly with a lollipop.

A key thing to remember is to talk to townspeople before and after the event. They have new dialogue after each visit.

Battle in RF3 is very similar to its other siblings. But with a small switch: you can play as human Micah or his not so secret identity as a wooly (a monster that resembles a sheep. See cover). I still like playing as human!Micah more than wooly!Micah as nothing beats the thrust of a sword or the unleashing of a magical spell. But both forms have their needs, and you can't unlock major plotlines without switching between both.

Don't you wish you never carved that pumpkin on Halloween now?

Farming is like every other time you've farmed in RF. If you have played a Harvest Moon or a Rune Factory game, then you know how to farm (if you have played one and still don't know how to farm, put down your DS and go cry in shame). Basically you take your hoe, dig up some dirt with the "B" button, sow some seeds, and water your plants or let the rain take care of the dirty business for you. As in previous RFs, monsters that you capture/befriend still give you items like wool or milk as long as you buy the right equipment from town.

RF3 also includes cooking, forging, pharmacy, and other side businesses that you can slowly build into a franchise inside your tree house. Characters will also give you tasks to complete for money or items that can be found in your mailbox or on the bulletin board by the shop Fantastic Flowers.

Characters: Character interaction has been vastly improved in RF3, characters having been given more personality and dialogue options as they interact with your character Micah (they even come into your house and talk to you). Townspeople even interact interpersonally with each other. Micah can listen to conversations they are having through little bubbles that appear over their heads or join in their conversations. The only downside to characters running around all the time is that the game will start to lag if too many people have clustered onto the screen. However, the lag is manageable and Micah can still get from point A to B and speak to characters without much hassle.

Can you guess which one is Micah within the lovely ladies?


In RF3 you have 11 bachelorettes to woo and take as your wife, all the girls given lots of interesting dialogue and events to participate in; later when you reach a certain heart level, Micah can even take the girls on dates. The dating system has been substantially improved since the previous RF incarnations - and even Harvest Moon.

Final Thoughts: The only real downsides to RF3 is that the storyline is a bit shorter than its predecessors (Rune Factory 1 & 2 both have longer plots), and that you can't play as a female protagonist. But thankfully, Rune Factory Oceans for the PS3/Wii is coming out soon (in Japan anyway) and players will be able to play as a girl and boy.

Ones of these things are not like the other...

If you liked Rune Factory 1 & 2 or Rune Factory Frontier, you will like Rune Factory 3. If you didn't like either, you still might like RF3 as everything has been substantially improved. It is a great dating sim/RPG/farming game that gracefully balances all these facets to create a stimulating and enriching gaming experience (translation: it kicks ass).

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Matt Smith on The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson featuring Three Octopuses and an Otter



Doctor Who Matt Smith wants to meet a bear. And I can't stop loving his socks (why don't Canadian men wear cooler socks?).

Friday, November 19, 2010

Vista vs. Windows 7

Having used both Vista and Windows 7 software programs, I wanted to talk about the differences and how they are the same.

How they are different:

- 7 has a slightly nicer layout, but really it's the same as Vista
- 7's Sticky notes are easier to use
- on 7 Skype comes preprogramed
- the calculator is easier to find on 7
- shut down instead of restart on Windows 7's menu
- the Applelike docking system on 7
- 7 runs smoother

How they are the same:

- everything else is basically the same (and what isn't, isn't important to my rant)

As nothing else really has changed, it makes me wonder why companies like Microsoft put out Windows 7 instead of just vamping up Vista through an update (besides the loads and loads of cash). I've seen this happen over and over again, and my money just trickles down the drain. I mean I still use XP and it works just as well as Windows 7. (I will give 7 the thumbs up for its prettiness factor however.)

This leads me to Microsoft Word. I hate Word 2010's layout. I yearn for the 2005 edition. Why did you have to go and change a good thing? IT SUCKS.

And on a total different subject why is the UPS guy always so slow? I really want Rune Factory 3 ;-;

Um so that's it. I just wanted to air my grievances.

Friday, November 12, 2010

EyePet - Awesome or HORRIFYING?

On the 9th, I received a email from Sony telling me that EyePet has been released on the PSP (and is already on the PS3). Now, I'm not sure how many people have seen the horror called EyePet, but as far as I can tell, these interactive creatures are mutated monkeys that have been crossbred with Furbies.

For the life of me, I can not take these little mutants seriously. I mean, they just creep me out.



Tell me that if gave your kids/nieces/nephews/whatever that they'd still love and talk to you. Because, believe me, these EyePets look deranged and might have mind control powers that will enslave the children and make them fight for WORLD DOMINATION.

Don't make me say I told you so in 2012 if you give one of these guys away.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Xbox 360 Dashboard Update

The Xbox 360 got an update yesterday - a total revamp of the dashboard. The dashboard is sleeker, silver, and slower.

The slower interface comes from going to and from pages and downloading games/demos. When I tried to dl the demo for Costume Quest, it took a few minutes longer to start the downloading process. But really, that's a minor problem that will hopefully be fixed soon.

Besides that, I really like the new dashboard. My avatar looks even nicer somehow on the silver background and the new avatar setup to change clothing or body types is fresh and just as easy as before.

I'll give the new dashboard a 9/10.

FYI: It takes a LONG time to install and finish updates so read a book while waiting (or play on your PSP/DS :D)